10. So, how long until you'll let me sleep with you?

9. Do NOT order what you cannot  pronounce. (Ex. I want some of these SKKKRIMPS.)

8. "You're paying for all this, right?"

7.  "Is your friend from your profile picture single?"


6. "Are you into threesomes?"


5. "Do you want to go to a strip club?"

4. "So have you ever considered losing a few pounds?"

3. "You're kind of eating a lot."

2. Do NOT talk about your ex.

1. Saying "I love you" would make you appear to be borderline psychotic/stalker-ish. Don't do it.