Top 8 Things Women Do Not Want To Hear In Bed


 1. “Whose your daddy”

2. “Another Woman’s name”

3. “Shh! Can you be quiet?”

4. “My ex used to love it when I…”

5. “We’d better hurry, I have to be out of here by 9:00”

6. “Well, that was fun”

7. “You’re almost as good as my last girlfriend”

8. “Do you smell something funny”