Some places in NYC are just not ready to see Melo leave and are making strange deals they think will get him to stay. LOL it gets real.

"The Scores New York "Melo Love" package includes: -- Free lap dances for life. -- Judging the “Dollars For Scholars” amateur pole dancing competition (15,000 scholarship in his name to the winner.) -- A new drink called “The Melo Carmelo” to be served in the club forever. -- His own personal ball girl and cheerleading squad for every Knicks game that would only cheer for Carmelo. -- A topless charity basketball game in his honor (in which he could play) ... "where holding is not a foul." Scores isn't the only strip club throwing some love Melo's way though, The Admiral Theater in Chicago -- another city seriously in contention for Anthony's services -- have their own ideas on how to get Melo in Bulls uniform. The Admiral Theater's "Sign with the Bulls" offer to Carmelo includes: -- A life sized portrait of him with various girls at his feet to be on display in the club forever. -- A LaLa Anthony look-alike contest in the club that Melo and LaLa could judge as a couple. -- Free driver service to and from the club forever. -- 3 of the dancers from the club would tattoo 'Carmelo Anthony' on their bodies (they really said this). Of course, with reports surfacing that Anthony will announce he'll resign with New York -- the ladies at Scores better get ready to work!" Read more: http://www.tmz.com/category/tmzsports#ixzz375sryb9T